Soap Opera Digest

[fatrockstar]

Previously, on "Winifred..."

Cougs rule, Huskies drool -- in yer face, yuppie scum. 16-13 in double overtime. Rar!

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate my neighbor's dogs? Well, I hate them. She probably hates them, too, if barking nonstop is any clue.

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