Soap Opera Digest

[fatrockstar]

Previously, on "Winifred..."

Skype is the wave of the future. Oh, and I love my webcam. Please don't ask me to disrobe while I'm on it -- I will cut you.

I am not putting up a Christmas tree this year. If I have my way, I will never put up another one again in my lifetime.

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