Soap Opera Digest

[fatrockstar]

Previously, on "Winifred..."

13:48 That actor from the Twilight movie reminds me of some of the 2nd-generation Sims in my Sims 2 game. It must be the nose. It has to be.

16:22 www.helpinglisa.net - Auction going on today at the local cantina. Every bit helps.

16:52 There's a cute Elvis outfit at the costume store. Don't worry, Grady still fits in his bumblebee getup, and I am broke. Tempted, but broke.

22:44 Welcome, Daddy, to the wonderful world of text messaging. This should be fun...

00:54 I like myself. I am healthy and have many wonderful qualities. I wish I had someone to share them with that wasn't a) an asshole or b) a cat

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