Soap Opera Digest

[fatrockstar]

Previously, on "Winifred..."

08:56 Today is the first day I have ever said " screw it, I'm late, I'll take the bike."

13:06 I just noticed I put an awkward hole in my pants from biking in. Classy. I guess I can throw these pants out now. They lived a good life.

15:43 I can't wait until the next chapter of my life. As much as I'd like to skip ahead, I can't. Gotta finish this one first.

19:14 I am at Hector's in Kirkland. I am also incredibly drunk. How I will get home with my bike is yet to be seen.

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