SimBituary

[fatrockstar]

After rekindling my interest in The Sims 2, I decided to download a few things and fire it up. First thing I noticed is that I still have a simJennifer in my game. Huh. Not content to merely delete her and her house, I decided a Mysterious Pool Accident was in order. Normally I'm not one to take pleasure in torturing or killing Sims, but in this case I took pictures! The Grim Reaper hovered over the pool and shook his head over the senselessness of it all, then the game scolded me for abusing "a LIFE simulator." Fuck that -- she's simDead, and I'm simHappy. Pictures will come later.

With that lot gone, I wandered over to the Blau lot where simWynne was living with her two younger sons. The boys' challenge was keeping them entertained, but simWynne was another story. I knew her days were numbered and wanted her to have a happy death, but all her aspirations were to add kittens and puppies to the household! What the hell?! By the time an aspiration for a grandchild popped up it was too late. The Grim Reaper appeared, she tried to resist, and all her boys and the cat gathered to mourn her. Crap.

During the death process you can't do anything but pause the game. You can't exit, you can't save, all you can do is watch. Luckily, once simWynne was dead I exited without saving, so she's still "alive." Next time around, I'm going to fill that damn house with puppies and kittens, dammit. She deserves as nice a death as simGarret. That fucker did nothing but go to work and drink coffee, and when he died, HULA GIRLS appeared.

I deserve no less.

Comments

[jbluemoon.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I feel like I want to play that game, but it kinda creeps me out. My own real life is weird enough and a pretend somewhat made up one facing pitfalls that a computer might throw at "me" can be stressful and I Don't Need that Extra Stress- hahahaha!