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[fatrockstar]

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I’m a drummer and starting a punk band, I need 2 guitars, bass, singer, no talent preferred. Bass player has to be able to keep time no matter what though, being in tune doesn’t matter.

The plan is to see if something works by rehearsing at the Seattle drum school, then get a rehearsal space at Crybaby studios or somewhere else near downtown, play shows, make an EP, and crash any Microsoft events if possible. Or crash any birthday parties.

There’s a reason getting musicians that can’t play. As long as the drummer can hold things together, the music is generally more raw and stuff happens that can’t happen with polished ‘talented’ cats. I’d be willing to play with ‘talented’ people as long as they can be original.

Influences would be something like (no candy punk on the list)
NOFX
7 Seconds
88 Fingers Louie
Bad Brains
Dillinger Four
Dead Kennedys
McRad
Leatherface
Misfits
Samiam
SNFU
Turning Point

If you know anyone that’s a lunatic and can’t play, let them know, they might be good material.