Soap Opera Digest

Previously, on "Winifred..."

I just discovered today that I lost 2lbs. This is good. Tracking calories daily is working. It may be the only thing that does, actually...

I am reading about shims and programming. The Simple definitions make the most sense to me. I just have to convince the developers of this.

I had a nightmare and can't get back to sleep. What was it about? iPhones, little rat dogs, and a harrassing cel phone address book worm.

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