Who am I? Job? More router drama..

Apparently my computer never had ethernet drivers installed on it. If I want to set up the new router, this is unacceptable. I do not know WHY there are no ethernet drivers anywhere on my machine OR on the XP disk, but there are none, and that is that. I can't even reconnect the old router because now it wants a network key - something I didn't realize I needed and never wrote down because the key was always there in previous connection attempts - and now I am completely disconnected. I will have to go to work, download random generic ethernet drivers there, and hope one of them works once I bring it home.

This is supposed to be a pain-free process. Tell me again, dear husband, why you continue to fuck up my life without even being here? Without even lifting a finger? You've done more damage since you disappeared than in the five years we were married. Yes, I blame you for this. It's easy, and I know you'll never speak up in your own defense. Ever.