A long, long time ago, in 1993...

[fatrockstar]

My then-boyfriend and I were walking from the Hurricane back to our car several blocks away. It was about two in the morning and the streets were pretty much deserted. As we waited for the signal to change (Seattlites do that for some reason, even when unnecessary) a car pulled up to us and the passenger loudly blathered out the window "hey man where's the weed?!" They then zoomed off. Then-boyfriend and I looked at each other and then hollered after the car: "Weed? This is Seattle -- as us where the smack is!"

Seattle in the 90's. Those were the days.