Ladies Room etiquette

If you enter the ladies' room and only one stall of eight is occupied, PICK ONE THAT ISN'T RIGHT NEXT TO THE OCCUPIED ONE. All the goddamn stalls to choose from and you have to pick the one right next to me, and I'm on the end. I don't care if there's a fucking wall between us, I don't want a neighbor to piss with.

Seven other goddamn stalls. SEVEN. I don't think it's unreasonable to expect a little space when I'm takin' care of private business.

Hell is other people, I swear.