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Previously, on "Winifred..."

I should probably eat real food for lunch instead of burning through my MR bars all day. Mmm-mm nutrition.

My SMS messages are not reaching their target. I have so many things already sent that are lost to the ether. Sorry. They were good, too.

I'm up a little on the scale. It's small enough but I'd rather it kept going down...

Grady is having more unexplained vomiting. There are no stressors here, his diet has not changed. Here we go again.

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meme: Shenanigans!

If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

I can't imagine what that would be. I'm a bastion of virtue and peace.