More adventures in Spam.

[fatrockstar]

So the lady writes me back, telling me that I can remove her from membership at any time, and that my rudeness is "uncalled for."

Here's the dish, lady: I don't give a flying fuck. Not one, single, sweaty, airborne humpsicle. Zip. Zilch. Nada.

Yahoo! Groups is voluntary. If you want to be a member, you join. If you don't want to be a member, you don't join. If you're a member and you don't want to be one anymore, you leave. Simple shit. But I'm irritated that she's so insistent that I be the one to terminate her membership, so I write back:

MY rudeness is uncalled for?! Lady, YOU are the one who won't take no for an answer! You insist that your message is helpful and should be posted long after I told you it was inappropriate and won't be considered. You continue to harrass me and insist that I remove your membership even though you are more than capable of doing it yourself. I don't care whether or not you're a member. Really.

My patience for people like you has been exhausted. As you can tell, I don't have a lot of it. Your email address has been blocked and I hope I never hear from you again. Fuck off.

I blocked her email right away, even though I probably wouldn't have to for another couple of days. You see, she never ever replies the same day. It's always two or three days afterwards. This means she either doesn't check her email daily, she has a lot of email to check and respond to, or she's just a dipshit from Illinois who wastes her time reading pornographic versions of The Flintstones forwarded to her by the girls in the secretarial pool.

Bah. Morons...

Comments

[blowtorch-betty.livejournal.com]

Remind me not to mess with you!

[chaossix6.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!

[chaossix6.livejournal.com]

BASICALLY!!!!!!!

[winifred.livejournal.com]

Well, she just pushed that one button too many times, dernit!