I've been sweet-talked before, but...

[fatrockstar]

Do you have a ladder and a broom so I can remove moss from your roof this weekend?

has got to be THE sexiest thing any man has EVER said to me.

Comments

[jbluemoon.livejournal.com]

That's pretty good.

[sigil.livejournal.com]

Damn, you sexy thing! No one ever makes ME offers like that!

Pretty awesome.

[kistha.livejournal.com]

And, a great way to kill moss with no environmental impact - sprinkle with baking soda, and the next rain will kill it.

[multimancer.livejournal.com]

I heard that... -Ken

[annastesia.livejournal.com]

Ooh.. definitely ;)

[dianthus.livejournal.com]

"Go paint my house!"

[mischief-wa.livejournal.com]

Dang. That is hot.

[dustin-00.livejournal.com]

Fuck. I wish I had boobs.

[winifred.livejournal.com]

Wait, this is because of my BOOBS?

[dustin-00.livejournal.com]

Maybe the v-jay-jay.

[winifred.livejournal.com]

do you wish you had a v-jay-jay, too?

and man oh man do I hate Oprah for using that term.

[dustin-00.livejournal.com]

I had no idea I was quoting Oprah.

Fascinating.

Harsh....

[(Anonymous)]

Just so you know, if you had boobs or a va-jay-jay I would not clean the moss off your roof... Figure that one out.

Re: Harsh....

[winifred.livejournal.com]

Y'all play nice!