I've been sweet-talked before, but...

[fatrockstar]

Do you have a ladder and a broom so I can remove moss from your roof this weekend?

has got to be THE sexiest thing any man has EVER said to me.

Comments

Harsh....

[(Anonymous)]

Just so you know, if you had boobs or a va-jay-jay I would not clean the moss off your roof... Figure that one out.

Re: Harsh....

[winifred.livejournal.com]

Y'all play nice!