I've been sweet-talked before, but...

[fatrockstar]

Do you have a ladder and a broom so I can remove moss from your roof this weekend?

has got to be THE sexiest thing any man has EVER said to me.

Comments

[dustin-00.livejournal.com]

Maybe the v-jay-jay.

[winifred.livejournal.com]

do you wish you had a v-jay-jay, too?

and man oh man do I hate Oprah for using that term.

[dustin-00.livejournal.com]

I had no idea I was quoting Oprah.

Fascinating.

Harsh....

[(Anonymous)]

Just so you know, if you had boobs or a va-jay-jay I would not clean the moss off your roof... Figure that one out.

Re: Harsh....

[winifred.livejournal.com]

Y'all play nice!