Soap Opera Digest

[fatrockstar]

Previously, on "Winifred..."

Lady, if my butt looked like that I would NOT be wearing light-colored pants.

It's really hard to get anything done with chronic stomach pain. Maybe it's just gas. Gas can be dealt with easily.

The buses are off due to traffic. I can wait or I can walk. I choose walk. It will take longer, but I can argue with myself in peace.

This webcam is going to get me in trouble.

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