Soap Opera Digest

Previously, on "Winifred..."

I eat more fat than I should. I would like to see the percentages of my calorie intake shift toward more protein, less blubber.

By the time this posts to my blog there will be only 54 days left until Tybee.

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I watch (college) football

And you know what? For the first time in a very long time I gave a damn if my team won.

AND

I made fun of the poor widdle Husky fans on da teevee who went all de way to da Palouse to watch dere team wooooose. Awwww... poor widdle husky bebes, cryin dey widdle husky tears...

I'm not sure why I feel so bitchy about this, but I do. And how.