"If you can't say something nice, don't bother." -- my grandaddy

[fatrockstar]

Five positive things I can think of right this very minute:

1. I have a cat that will let me clip his nails.

2. I went to the grocery store tonight to pick up some toiletries, and, despite semi-sweet chocolate chips AND cookie dough mix in various flavors both being on sale at ridiculously low prices, I didn't buy anything else.

3. Free Cow Chip cookies in the work cafeteria today. They were like little kisses of sugary butter. I had four.

4. Realizing how much I'll be missed if they let my contract expire without even bothering to let me botch an interview loop. I am pretty fucking awesome at what I do.

5. Getting enough of the attention of a Linden Labs recruiter that he's going to show my resume to a VP. Even after I included "As much as I enjoy my current Program Management responsibilities, I think I'm capable of juggling a lot more cats" in my cover letter.